So if you don't have small children or are easily grossed out, you may want to just skip my ramblings. :)
I was giving the kids a bath tonight. Alli is still in the baby tub and I put it in the big tub with Andrew. I got Alli out to get her dressed, dumped her tub and put it away. Andrew has this strange look and starts pointing at the water. I'm trying to get her dressed and keep telling him to sit down, I'll get him out when I'm through with her. He's literally freaking and trying to climb out of the tub. I look in and see nothing that would scare him, so I continue dressing her. When I went to get him out, I noticed that someone had poo'ed in the bathtub. I honestly don't know which one and think it might have been Allison by the way Andrew was overreacting. I was trying to put his pjs on and he kept peering over the tub to see if it was still there. After dressing him he ran to the door and wanted out bad, but I explained to him that I had to get it out of the water. I've never seen him so upset as I did when I put it in a bowl and dumped it in the toilet. The kid had an emotional breakdown.
I found it humorous and kept laughing, he would cry more when I did which makes me wonder if it was actually his and he was a bit embarrased by it. I consider myself lucky though, this is the first time it's happened.
So that's my funny story. I guess only funny if you have or have had little ones and have experienced this sort of mess before.
Now for your freebie. I've used this for a page I've done using a new collab kit that JulieMarie has coming out tomorrow. I'll post it then, it's super cute!
(image linked to 4shared)